Just Tell Me How To Make It

We’re not going to waste anytime, so here’s a delicious recipe for a bowl of mayonnaise:

What you’ll need:

• 22 jars of Mayonnaise (if you even contemplated using miracle whip, please immediately turn off your computer)
• A large mixing bowl
• A spatual
• An oven pre-heated to 325

Steps:

1. Open one of the jars of mayonnaise and empty its contents into the mixing bowl

Congratulations! You’ve finished the bowl of mayonnaise! A great summer-time treat for the whole family! You can turn off the oven now.